Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, October 31, 2011

"Patrolman, Go Beat That Defenseless Old Woman to Death!"

Apparently, a NYPD cop would, if given such an order, do just that.

For that is one of their arguments for why they should not be prosecuted for fixing tickets: Einen befehl ist ein befehl.


Zendo Deb has the right of it: Do the cops really want to go down the "we've always done it that way" road? Cops used to do a lot of things that were long-standing traditions: Frame bad guys if they couldn't honestly prove a case (only nowadays, it's called "testilying"). It used to be accepted practice to extract confessions by torture. It was once accepted practice to shoot at fleeing suspects. And the NYPD had a long tradition of rousting gay bars.

Other things that once were common practice: Chattel slavery. Fouling the air and the water. Execution by torture. Child labor. Wives as the chattel of their husbands. Debtors' prisons. Adulterated food and medicine.

The phrase "but we've always done it that way" is one uttered by those with lazy and weak minds. Yes, ticket-fixing has gone on forever. Subtle ticket-fixing will still go on. But the blatant fixing, the obvious ones where a politician or a wealthy contributor can park his car on top of a homeless person and in front of a fire hydrant, can be squished.

1 comment:

merlallen said...

Actually the wife as chattel is appealing, mine always tells me to fuck off. hahaha