Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, October 9, 2011

This Has Been a Gorgeous Weekend

The weather has been as perfect as it can be. Nice cool nights, bright sun, not a cloud in the sky.

And, [sob} my airplane is sitting on the ground at Ye Olde Aerodrome, awaiting parts.

Yes, I know: Read the top quote below the blog photo.

Still sucks. Big time.

4 comments:

Unknown said...

Thanks for the memory flash.

...I'm hearing cables and other mysteries rattling in the fuselage behind me. That happens when we bump down the mowed alfalfa runway (can you smell it?) It's cold, slightly colder than crisp, and the sun is so bright my eyes water. Dad's taking me along to a little fly-in, where I'll look at the planes, try to stay out of the wind but in the sun, and he will talk lift struts and magnetos with some other "old" guys he's never met...

That was almost 40 years ago. He's a UFO now, still has the Luscombe (since '55) which bears its original "N" number, and the old wooden prop is hanging in his den.

http://www.unitedflyingoctogenarians.org/Newsletter_Archive/2011_6_UFO_NEWSLETTER.pdf

The dream lives.

Sarah said...

Sorry to hear you're grounded for the moment. I know I get very cranky when I am not able to fly for a few weeks... hang in there.

The weather in the midwest has been spectacular the last couple weeks - today was an unexpectedly nice soaring day to boot, I was able to put 2 hours into enjoying 6000' plus thermals. I can't remember ever seeing such a good day in October.

Of course, soaring is much more weather dependent than power flying. The good days will come again, soon.

Anonymous said...

Don't want you grounded; give these folks a try :-

http://www.migflug.com/en/jet-fighter-flights/

Comrade Misfit said...

Not at those prices, Stu.

And if I were going to drop that kind of money on a fantasy flight, I'd go for a T-6 or a TF-51 ride.