Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

A Spike in the Polls for the President?


President's Approval Rating Soars After Punching Wall Street Banker in Face

3 comments:

BadTux said...

Bwahahah! But I knew it was a joke when they showed the President *punching* the banker, rather than kneeling in front of the banker while sucking on the banker's... you know.

- Badtux the Crude Penguin

montag said...

The one thing he won't ever do is the one thing that would make him unbeatable in 2012. A left jab to Jaime Dimon's face would be worth 5 Million votes easy.

Comrade Misfit said...

Montag, I'd sign up for pay-per-view to watch Dimon get beaten to a pulp.

BadTux, yeah, I know.