Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Sunday, October 16, 2011

Criminey, It's Two O'Clock in the Frelling Morning!

Ack! Ack! Ack! BLAAAAARRGH!--{Splat!}
I need coffee....

4 comments:

Unknown said...

I'm almost jealous. My hairball factory is fast approaching his end, and no longer grooms himself. It's been a few weeks since I've awakened to that sound, or missed it and stepped in the results.

Comrade Misfit said...

Suz, I'm running a geriatric cat home, myself (three teenaged cats), so I understand.

BadTux said...

BTW, is it a law of cat behavior that they have to splat *EXACTLY* in the middle of the hallway where, stumbling out of bed at 2AM to go to the restroom, you'll step into a pile of still-steaming wet hairball with your bare feet and go "Oooh ICK!"? Curious penguins are... curious!

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