Ack! Ack! Ack! BLAAAAARRGH!--{Splat!}I need coffee....
Shall we gather at the river?
4 hours ago
Airplanes, cats, guns, war, the more than occasional rant about the party of the Confederacy, the spinelessness of the Democrats and crap about anything else that flits through the somewhat offbeat mind of an armed lesbian pinko as she slides down the Razor Blade of Life.
Ack! Ack! Ack! BLAAAAARRGH!--{Splat!}I need coffee....

I'm almost jealous. My hairball factory is fast approaching his end, and no longer grooms himself. It's been a few weeks since I've awakened to that sound, or missed it and stepped in the results.
ReplyDeleteSuz, I'm running a geriatric cat home, myself (three teenaged cats), so I understand.
ReplyDeleteBTW, is it a law of cat behavior that they have to splat *EXACTLY* in the middle of the hallway where, stumbling out of bed at 2AM to go to the restroom, you'll step into a pile of still-steaming wet hairball with your bare feet and go "Oooh ICK!"? Curious penguins are... curious!
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