Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Sunday, October 16, 2011

Criminey, It's Two O'Clock in the Frelling Morning!

Ack! Ack! Ack! BLAAAAARRGH!--{Splat!}
I need coffee....

4 comments:

Unknown said...

I'm almost jealous. My hairball factory is fast approaching his end, and no longer grooms himself. It's been a few weeks since I've awakened to that sound, or missed it and stepped in the results.

Comrade Misfit said...

Suz, I'm running a geriatric cat home, myself (three teenaged cats), so I understand.

BadTux said...

BTW, is it a law of cat behavior that they have to splat *EXACTLY* in the middle of the hallway where, stumbling out of bed at 2AM to go to the restroom, you'll step into a pile of still-steaming wet hairball with your bare feet and go "Oooh ICK!"? Curious penguins are... curious!

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