Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, October 24, 2011

Be Careful With Your Debit Card

The crooks are now mounting skimmers on the doors to the ATM kiosks. Then all they have to do is place a micro-camera where it can see the keypad and they can vacuum your bank accounts.
For the time being cops said your best defense is to shield your pin number from view every time you use your debit card.
Ah, no. You'd be better off going to the bank when it is open and withdrawing some walking-around money. Use a credit card or write a check for larger purchases.

1 comment:

Nangleator said...

Compared to what the banks are doing legally, this is almost cute. Precocious youngsters! They probably only deserve to be rolled over by a steamroller, and not receive the full treatment that the bankers have earned.