Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, October 3, 2011

Tales of the Molesters: TSA Edition

The TSA at Kennedy Airport pulled aside a woman who was bald from chemotherapy and who had breast implants following a double mastectomy. Instead of allowing her to produce documentation of the implants (which she had), the TSA rudely and, in full view of other travelers, felt her up.

Some TSA weasel said that they "strive to treat every passenger with dignity and respect." From my limited experience with TSA, they treat people more like cattle being run through a chute than the treat passengers like human beings.

2 comments:

bob said...

A very close friend of ours who is quite lucky to be with us, had both of here breast removed and then had implants has a special Pink shirt for when she travel that reads

"Of Course They Are Fakes, The Real Ones Tried to Kill Me!

It has stopped and force more than one TSA agent to think about what they are about to.

Eck! said...

The TSA is both mindless and evil.
The evil comes from not seeing what they do is everywhere else criminal act.

Yes karma will eventually get them all.

Eck!