Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, October 20, 2011

If You Call Into Talk Radio, Remember to Say Something Nasty About the FBI

Because they will be listening to you.

I know, it's legal. But it is still rather ooky that the Fibbies are listening in.

(H/T)

2 comments:

Improbable Joe said...

Is there an actual original source for this claim, someone from the FBI, the FCC, or the company supposedly doing the recording? I hate to pick nits, but still... the source seems to be solely the "news" guy who comes on during Limbaugh and Hannity on some right-wing anti-American AM station.

Unknown said...

Remember the George Carlin bit about opening every phone conversation by saying "F@@k Hoover"? The rationale being that you could make the Fed read it from the transcript if you ever came to trial.

Ah, the trial -- you never miss the little things 'til they're gone.