Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Grinding Slowly and Finely; Bankster Edition

NEW YORK (CNN) -- Former Goldman Sachs director Rajat Gupta was indicted on insider trading charges Wednesday, U.S. prosecutors say.

According to the U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of New York and the Federal Bureau of Investigation, Gupta was charged with six counts of securities fraud and conspiracy to commit securities fraud.
Care to bet that Gupta's attorneys will be discussing a deal? Since the same prosecutors convicted a hedge fund billionaire and are seeking to throw him in the Graybar Hilton until 2030, Gupta has to know that those guys aren't just blustering.

So I expect that Gupta is going to be rolling over on other people at the Giant Global Vampire Squid. Ol' "God's Work" Blankfein might have some cause to start taking Ambien at night, for even the cushiest place at Club Fed is no match for a Manhattan penthouse and a home in the Hamptons.

4 comments:

Unknown said...

we'll see some REALLY big fines from this - maybe as much as 5 or 6 figures.

Comrade Misfit said...

A six figure fine from those guys would be like most of us having to cough up $200. The only thing that hurts them is prison time.

wolfbitch said...

Goldman Sachs has already, as a firm, paid a 9-figure fine. Which was the equivalent of less than one day's profit for them.

Perp walk Lloyd Blankfein.

Perp-walk his ass right past OWS.

Stewart Dean said...

oh but fear not for the old line WASP Wall Streeter...you will notice that the people nailed are first gen Streeter (parvenues, arrivistes) and have a unfortunate ethnicity and skin color. They will go under the bus, while the real movers and shakers are in the bus and behind multiple cutouts.