Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, November 6, 2010

G-d Damn You, Comcast

Can you stop with testing the Emergency Broadcast system in frelling prime time?

What is the point, other than to further piss off your viewers? If you want to make sure the frakking thing works, then why not test it at 4 AM, when about all that is running is soft porn and infomercials?

2 comments:

TK said...

In my area, Emergency Broadcast System tests are initiated by the local 911 centers or local emergency management agencies. I don't think cable providers even have direct access to EBS; it's all run by The Government.

Roberta X said...

EAS tests come in two flavors, RMTs (Required Monthly Tests) that run once monthly, statewide, at a regular time(s). RWTs (guess) run once a week at a RANDOM day and time; sometimes when you do not want them.

They are random so all the people who might have run them get a chance to do it when it's not for keepsies: the main thing that is being tested is the human element.