Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone
4 comments:
But that would be wrong.
I don't think so.
While I agree with Fixer, I think that a fire ant hill is a more proactive response.
There probably is an argument to be made that the perps ought to be nailed by one foot to a telephone pole and left there overnight.
'Frog-marched to the nearest ditch for 40 grains of rehabilitation applied directly to the brain' occurred to me. But (obligatory disclaimer) That Would Be Wrong Too.
For the rest of their natural lives these twisted fucks ought to be dragged in for interrogation on every available pretext. Sooner or later they'll nail 'em for something.
But that would be wrong
Not really that wrong. Like 70 in a 65 zone wrong.
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