Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, March 6, 2010

The Pummelling of the Spawn

Where even the head of the Federalist Society says the Spawn of Cheney is full of shit.



What bugs me about MSNBC's video pages is that if you don't decide which video you want to see next, it picks one for you. That would not be so terrible if it didn't start with a 30 second commercial which, if you don't want to see that next video and would rather watch something else, forces you to watch the fucking commercial. Then, when you dump that video as it starts and you pick a new one, you get the same commercial again!

(H/T to a guy who'd rather not be named; I was watching the tape of Thursday's season finale to Burn Notice.)

2 comments:

Cirze said...

I was watching Burn Notice too.

Thanks for reporting on this.

It's good to know that someone on teh TV comments on the devil spawn running amuck.

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Phil said...

Spawn of Cheney full of shit? Who would have guessed? Proof positive that the turd never falls far from the asshole.