Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Paterson Political Deathwatch

I suspect that if Governor David Paterson's conduct didn't rise to the level of obstruction of justice, that the dividing line is a pretty fine one.
Gov. David A. Paterson personally directed two state employees to contact the woman who had accused his close aide of assaulting her, according to two people with direct knowledge of the governor’s actions.

Mr. Paterson instructed his press secretary, Marissa Shorenstein, to ask the woman to publicly describe the episode as nonviolent, according to a third person, who was briefed on the matter. That description would contradict the woman’s accounts to the police and in court.
Resigning, hell, I wouldn't put a lot of money on his not being indicted. Obstruction of justice and/or witness tampering seem to be about right.

This isn't a matter of a powerful politician just trying to smoothing out a problem for a trusted aide, this is mucking around with the criminal justice system. If one of the Gambinos called up someone who was pressing charges against a lower-level lieutenant and "persuaded" the victim to not press the case, the goon would be charged. I don't see much a difference here.

Governor Paterson needs to step down.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

After he steps down, he needs to be beaten with a length of rusty, barnacle-encrusted anchor chain.

Comrade Misfit said...

But to be fair, the beater is going to have to wear a blindfold.