Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, March 1, 2010

The Headsman Comes By on Fridays

At least it seems that's when the Navy releases news of the firings of commanding officers. This time, it is the CO of NAS Pensacola for "inappropriate conduct", which could be anything from a DWI charge to aggravated assault.

I suspect that the Navy plays the old "release bad news on Fridays" game, just like everyone else. I don't know how well that really works; the old dead-tree edition of Navy Times was a weekly paper. Even then, it sometimes took a month for it to get everywhere, so if one story was a week behind, nobody much cared.
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2 comments:

Allan S said...

We just had the CO of C.F.B. (Canadian Forces Base) Trenton arrested for two murders, a couple of rapes and is now under investigation for missing teenage girls wherever he was posted! Beat that!

3/02/2010 6:27 AM
Comrade Misfit said...

Agreed, it is pretty hard to top a CO who is suspected of being a serial killer.

3/02/2010 6:59 AM

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