Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, December 18, 2009

Your Friday Doom and Gloom

Actually, I wrote it on Tuesday, but I put it up on another blog, so if you want to be even more depressed in this holiday season, go read it.
Posted by on or about 09:06

1 comment:

Sarah said...

Oh, I'm not depressed. The civilization is at an inflection point, and things are going to be much, much different in the near future. Probably in ways not much fun to live through. Wars, famine, die-back and things I can't imagine.

I could be wrong. Maybe some Heinlein hero will produce Mr. Fusion and we'll get by. But I doubt it.

In any case, the planet is fine. Humans... We're fucked. Party like it's 1999 ! I plan on enjoying the end as kindly and grandly as possible.

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