Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

What the Hell, They Are Out of Ideas, Anyway


Zombie Reagan Raised From Grave To Lead GOP
Posted by on or about 13:29
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BadTux said...

Hey, they already did this in 2008, when they ran Zombie McCain for President. Thing is, zombies just aren't very good candidates, given their penchant for lurching around and knocking things over and committing annoying verbal gaffes (hint: When asked what you ate for breakfast, shouting "BRAINSSSSS!" probably isn't a good idea). Plus they tend to be a bit, uhm, well, stiff, in debates.

So having run Zombie McCain for President, why would they try running Zombie Reagan for President again? It doesn't make sense. Of course, we're talking Republicans, so it doesn't have to ;).

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

12/01/2009 8:56 PM

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