Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Some Things Never Change

And that is the Wingnut reaction to any attempted terrorist attack, which can be described as a form of Mad Lib:
"zOMG, the (name of terrorist group) (what they did) (name of target)! We have to prove our manhood yet again by invading/bombing the shit out of (name of country)."
And, of course, if any terrorist is captured, the Wingnuts will demand that the guy be tortured.

They are such fearful and pathetic creatures. If it were not for the real consequences they have brought about because their ideas come from watching episodes of "24", I would feel pity for their pathetic souls. But I do not feel pity. I feel contempt and disgust, for the Wingnuts have damaged our nation far more than any terrorist has managed to do to date.

If al Qaeda ever manages to detonate a dirty bomb or a nuke, the Wingnuts will try to complete the work of the terrorists by destroying our constitutional form of government in favor of a tyrannical system. You can bet the farm on that.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

But I do not feel pity, I feel contempt and disgust, for the Wingnuts have damaged our nation far more than any terrorist has managed to do to date. A-fucking-men to that! Pathetic fucks have managed to alienate most of the countries of the world..and I bet they are damned proud of it too.

deadstick said...

The Wingnut Credo in one sentence: The Constitution is a pre-9/11 mindset.