Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Merry Christmas, Everyone!

That is all.
Posted by on or about 14:00

11 comments:

Phil said...

Merry Christmas dear.

12/24/2009 2:01 PM
Yogi said...

And a merry Christmas to you as well, E-B.

12/24/2009 4:54 PM
lahru said...

Enjoy whatever kindness comes your way, be it thru Christmas or those of us who enjoy the holiday spirit. Let's "hope" the New Year brings better.

Thanks for your tireless toils.

"Merry Christmas"

"Happy New Years"

"Good Health"

"Prosperity"

"Solace"

12/24/2009 5:33 PM
montag said...

Merry Christmas and a Very Happy New Year.

12/24/2009 6:46 PM
Fixer said...

And to you, my friend.

12/24/2009 7:18 PM
Eck! said...

Have a very Merry Christmas dear.


Eck!

12/24/2009 7:19 PM
BobG said...

Hope you have a good holiday season.

12/24/2009 8:01 PM
Anonymous said...

To you and all of yours, as well.

Hugs from the entire Cranky Clan -- crabby cats and all.

12/24/2009 8:16 PM
PhysioProf said...

Peace! Love! Motherfucking Jameson!

12/25/2009 12:02 AM
Marc said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRN1gpPHZXU

12/25/2009 12:25 AM
Cujo359 said...

Happy Holidays. If you already had yours, hope it was good.

12/25/2009 4:27 PM

Post a Comment

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)