Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, December 11, 2009

Happy Hanukkah


I even had candles on hand! (This one is not mine, I don't have a table with that much uncluttered surface area.)

Happy Hannukha

4 comments:

Phil said...

Happy Hanukkah honey.
Hugz.

If ya use yer arm in a sweeping motion, you can gain some space by knocking the cats off the table.
Of course, then ya have to deal with the retaliatory hair balls and random cat turds in places ya don't expect.

Who's da boss?
Those who have access to the big cat food bag.

Both of mine have a problem with the keyboard, one wants to type and the other one just wants to walk all over the fucking thing and deny me access because I should be spending all my time adoring her.

you know how it is.

Anonymous said...

Happy Hannukha to you.

--maybe not yours, but very beautiful, nonetheless.

Comrade Misfit said...

Busted, if I have papers on the dining room table, George will jump up and lie on some of them. He'll try to bap at my pen.

Cujo359 said...

Happy Hanukkah, a little late. Thanks for using the "American" spelling, BTW. When I see the version that starts out "Ch" I have the urge to pronounce it that way, and there will be a layer of spittle on the monitor.