Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

A Fine Royal Whine

From Erik Prince, founder of Blackwater, who feels that his company has been "thrown under the bus."

Yeah, that can happen when you richly earn a reputation for running a pack of trigger-happy goons. This quote in the story, reprised from 2008, was classic Blackwater arrogance:
"The experience we've had would certainly be a disincentive to any other companies that want to step in and put their entire business at risk."
It's more of a disincentive to run people off the road and shoot into crowds of fleeing civilians. Blackwater's offenses ran from major homicides committed by its employees to stupidly offensive stunts such as freezing up plastic bottles of water and then throwing them at pedestrians.

Blackwater's problems were of their own making.
Another young Marine major referred to Blackwater’s conduct on September 16 [2007] as another demonstration of their practice of “spray and pray.” “Lighting up an entire city block because a car engine backfires,” he said, “doesn’t protect lives; it endangers the lives of American soldiers performing a mission in Iraq.”
$2 million in legal bills each month sounds low, considering all the crimes and misdeeds that Blackwater has alleged to have been behind. Death by litigation: Cry me a river.

3 comments:

Justin Buist said...

Interesting bit of timely trivia for you. Another company from West Michigan has hit the international security scene recently: CSS Global. They made the local news (http://www.mlive.com/news/grand-rapids/index.ssf/2009/10/ada_company_wins_contract_to_p.html) when they won a contract for security in Somalia.

Hopefully they won't make the same mistakes Blackwater did. Still think it's a little odd that two security firms would pop up in this little area though. Go figure.

Comrade Misfit said...

Interesting. Mercs from Michigan.

jbrock said...

'Thrown under the bus'? More like his political patrons got voted out of office. What the hell did he expect?