Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, December 26, 2009

Caturday Preloaded

With the holidays, blogging may be somewhat light. Keeping that in mind, I am uploading this Caturday three days in advance.

Presenting probably the most photographed cat in recent history of the InterTubes: Gracie

She had a butt-washing inflicted upon her. Oh, the indignity!



Jake, sitting on one of his favorite places to lie down. He really likes th e back of that chair.


George is busy plotting his next attempt to take over the world.

And with that, I have some packing to get to.
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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Jake looks like a Kliban cat!

12/26/2009 1:05 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

CP, there is a resemblance. George is the closest I have to a Krampus Cat.

12/26/2009 4:36 PM

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