Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

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"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Cable News- Not Exactly an Improvement

Slate imagines how the 24 hour news jackoffs would have covered the Moon landing:



Walter Cronkite and Jules Bergman (ABC) did it far, far better.

(H/T)

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

And they wonder why I no longer watch the news with regularity. Sound bite bullshitters. What a waste of money on education for these morons currently "informing" us of anything.

Phil said...

Exactly! Two minutes wasted waiting for news that never came.

Sarah said...

That was funny. Funny and sad, as we realize how far infotainment has fallen from reporting.