Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Quasi-Homophobia

I first heard Katy Perry's song "I Kissed a Girl and I Liked It" over the weekend. This is the song:



(The "official video" is not embeddable because they are assholes.)

First off, the song is vaguely homophobic, as she had to deny any sort of sexual attraction. Second, can you imagine a man doing a song called "I Kissed a Man and I Liked It" and having a line about "I hope my girlfriend doesn't mind?"

Jill Sobule's song from 14 years ago was more honest:

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Karen Zipdrive said...

I think Melissa Ferrick's "Drive" pretty much cancels out all that girl-on-girl kissy poo crap.
You Tube it. ;)

2/04/2009 7:43 AM

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