Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, February 9, 2009

Oh, Nooooo

Is your cat plotting to kill you?
Posted by on or about 20:42

2 comments:

BadTux said...

I think all cats are always plotting to kill you -- or any other living moving thing. They are merely waiting for the right moment to launch their evil plot -- i.e., if you cease to pour kibble in their bowls every evening before bed, or leave the litter box unchanged for a month, or something like that. So now you know why my kittehs get their kibbles and clean litter box on a regular basis!

- Badtux the Cat-owned Penguin

2/09/2009 9:27 PM
BadTux said...

(PS -- 93% for my cats :-).

2/09/2009 9:28 PM

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