Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

If George W. Bush Was Still the Preznit

The Pentagon would be actively planning to invade Bolivia.

This is why
.

3 comments:

One Fly said...

I put something up on this last week Misfit. It was a bit of a surprise with all that has been written about Bolivia don't remember ever hearing anything about lithium.

Time to start getting along rather than threatening.

Comrade Misfit said...

I didn't recall seeing your post or I'd have h/t'd you

montag said...

No war, no way. If Dear Leader was still in charge, no one would be trying to build a better battery. What would you use it for?