Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Maybe This Will Be Funny to You

I don't own any of the crap made by them, so this piece doesn't speak to me.



The little bit ripped off from the Apple ad during the `84 Superbowl was funny.
Posted by on or about 06:47

2 comments:

Karen Zipdrive said...

Oy. You may have read about my recent purchase of an Apple iTouch.
This brings back recent traumatic memories, especially of the stores.
But I do get to listen to "Rock the Casbah" whenever I want.

12/02/2008 7:05 AM
BadTux said...

I have their previous-generation Macbook. I won't buy the new one because they jacked up the price by $100 while taking away functionality in order to fit it all in a shiny case. Sigh.

12/02/2008 11:55 PM

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