Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Monetary Stuff

First:

The Obama campaign raked in $745 million in donations and they have a surplus of $30 million.

SO WHY, BY THE UNHOLY BREATH OF CTHULHU, DO THEY KEEP SENDING OUT FUND-RAISING E-MAILS???

Second:

With the crash in the price of crude oil from $150/bbl to under $50/bbl (and still dropping), it is going to be verrry interesting to see the P&L reports from Exxon/Mobil and the rest of the oil companies.

No tears will be shed from this blog if they have catastrophically low profits.
Posted by on or about 15:42

2 comments:

Fixer said...

I ain't cryin' neither.

12/11/2008 6:26 PM
Anonymous said...

I'll believe in their low profits when all the vehicles in the U.S. are powered by something other than fossil fuels.

12/12/2008 5:03 AM

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