Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

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“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Sunday, December 28, 2008

Cat Gift: FAIL

I got these stairs for Gracie to make it easier for her to get up onto the couch, since she has a touch of arthritis:

So far, she is ignoring them. Jake puts his front paws on the second step and then jumps up.

It's a good thing that they were cheap as hell, less than the price of two fancy-ass coffees ($10).

2 comments:

PhysioProf said...

Try rubbing some catnip on the stairs.

Anonymous said...

I love PhysioProf's idea! And thanks for the heads up. I was thinking about something like that for our older cat. Getting up isn't so hard, but it hurts to watch her jump down from things. She's not so springy anymore and there's a thud that sounds painful.