Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

It's Festivus All Year Round!

The aluminum pole might not be up,
and it is pretty much impossible to demonstrate the Feats of Strength, but the Airing of the Grievances? Most of us bloggers who write about politics and government have that pretty much down cold!

Happy Festivus!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

The problem is, without the Feats of Strength, the Airing of Grievances will continue forever...

Who, in the blogosphere, would we have to wrestle to the ground to officially end Festivus?

Comrade Misfit said...

Some of the "A-list" bloggers, perhaps?

Anonymous said...

Can we just count living through the last 8 years as the feats of strength?