Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Happy New Year

In a few minutes, I am going to turn this computer off for the night. So that means that this will be my last posting for the year.

I'm not going to attempt to sum up 2008. Every damn news outlet is doing that (in place of running real news stories).

We here at EBM (myself and the three cats) wish all of the readers of this blog a happy, healthy, sane and prosperous New Year!

(Oh, and catnip for all kitties)
Posted by on or about 19:41

3 comments:

Earl said...

I hope your personal New Year, 2009, is wonderful and happier than you planned it. And I love remembering exactly how Tuco said that phrase in your heading, its like being tickled.

12/31/2008 10:20 PM
Karen Zipdrive said...

Happy New Year.
Keep up the good work.

1/01/2009 4:53 AM
One Fly said...

May '09 be a very good one for you Misfit!!

1/01/2009 9:34 AM

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