Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone
4 comments:
The fucking bastards wouldn't even throw ya an anchor to speed up the process, it might be worth two dollars at the scrap yard.
Ain't that the truth!!
That they attempt to justify this bullshit just chafes my hide. Ignorant fucking bastards.
Obama has his work cut out for him working with those racist stupid fucks.
These are the same motherfuckers who, when a woman gets raped, say "she had it coming, she shouldn't have been (wearing such scanty clothing, been walking alone in a bad neighborhood, etc.)".
They're REALLL good at blaming the victim. It, like, gets their little soldier just a'saLOOtin', if you get what I mean. Bastards.
- Badtux the Rude Penguin
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