Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, December 12, 2008

Advice to Those Who Are Drowning

If you stumble and fall from a dock and if you are drowning, you had best pray to your dear and fluffy lord that the people on the dock who are looking down at you are not Republicans. For if they are, they will let you drown.
“We have had before us this whole question of the viability of the American automobile manufacturers. None of us want to see them go down, but very few of us had anything to do with the dilemma that they have created for themselves.” -- Sen. Mitch McConnell
The Republicans on the dock will say that it was your own goddamned fault that you fell into the water and they will refuse to throw a life ring to you.

4 comments:

Phil said...

The fucking bastards wouldn't even throw ya an anchor to speed up the process, it might be worth two dollars at the scrap yard.

Comrade Misfit said...

Ain't that the truth!!

Unknown said...

That they attempt to justify this bullshit just chafes my hide. Ignorant fucking bastards.

Obama has his work cut out for him working with those racist stupid fucks.

BadTux said...

These are the same motherfuckers who, when a woman gets raped, say "she had it coming, she shouldn't have been (wearing such scanty clothing, been walking alone in a bad neighborhood, etc.)".

They're REALLL good at blaming the victim. It, like, gets their little soldier just a'saLOOtin', if you get what I mean. Bastards.

- Badtux the Rude Penguin