Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Dream On, Laura

When this is the headline of the story:

Mrs. Bush: Bush presidency not a failure

The answer is pretty much self evident that, yes, he is indeed a world-class fuckup and a failure. His presidency has done almost as much economic damage to this country as would have been done by an all-out launch by the Russian Strategic Rocket Forces, other than the blast effects and fallout.

Sorry, Laura, you married a jerkoff. Deal with it.
Posted by on or about 19:26

1 comment:

"Ms. Cornelius" said...

Now, now, pussycat, if she'd a dealt with it, she woulda smacked him upside the head every day after, say 1979.

12/30/2008 8:15 PM

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