Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, December 22, 2008

If You Thought Comcast Was Bad...

try switching to Verizon. I switched my phone service to Verizon in September based on a promotional rate.

October's bill came: No promotional rate. I called up the billing people and asked: "WTF?" They apologized profusely and said that it sometimes takes six weeks for the promotion to be attached, but that it would show up on next month's bill.

November's bill came: No promotional rate. Same basic telephone discussion "it'll show up next month.

December's bill just came: No frigging promotional rate.

The folks at Comcast have their faults, as I have blogged about, but at least Comcast usually got the bill right.

Not like these fuckers at Verizon. Maybe if they pull some of their crowd of assholes off network duty and pay attention to their paperwork, this wouldn't happen.

I think I'm going to be making a complaint to the state Public Utility people. This is bullshit.

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