Har!

An asswipe entered the house of an elderly woman and tried to rape her. She grabbed his nuts and squeezed them, probably as hard as she could.

He ran away and is now in jail.

Way to go, lady!

(Yes, I know the story didn't say he was trying to rape her. I figure that since he was stark naked, broke into her house, and ws pushing her face down into a chair, that he wasn't collecting donations for the Red Cross.)