Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

New York Says "Thank You, Illinois!"

Heck, Gov. Spitzer was classy enough to spend a shitload of his own money on expensive hookers. It's not as though he tried to shake people down by treating a Senate seat as a patronage job.

So New York says "thanks" to Illinois.

Meanwhile, over at TPM, people are actually trying to show that their state is more corrupt than Illinois. New Jersey, Nevada and Rhode Island are strong contenders. Here, here and here.

Oh, and by the way, I don't give a flying fuck what the RNC has to say about anything. You can click on the link if you want, I don't care. Those fuckers lined up behind Chimpy and his Cheery Band of Merry War Criminals for eight long years, they have no credibility whatsoever. They should all save us from themselves and go drown their worthless carcasses in the Anacostia River.

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