Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

New York Says "Thank You, Illinois!"

Heck, Gov. Spitzer was classy enough to spend a shitload of his own money on expensive hookers. It's not as though he tried to shake people down by treating a Senate seat as a patronage job.

So New York says "thanks" to Illinois.

Meanwhile, over at TPM, people are actually trying to show that their state is more corrupt than Illinois. New Jersey, Nevada and Rhode Island are strong contenders. Here, here and here.

Oh, and by the way, I don't give a flying fuck what the RNC has to say about anything. You can click on the link if you want, I don't care. Those fuckers lined up behind Chimpy and his Cheery Band of Merry War Criminals for eight long years, they have no credibility whatsoever. They should all save us from themselves and go drown their worthless carcasses in the Anacostia River.

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