Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, December 11, 2008

This Movie Will Probably Seriously Suck

The Day The Earth Stood Still, starring Keanu Reeves


Keanu Reeves shows less emotion in his acting than Honda's Asimo robot, so he probably was a good pick for the role of an unemotional space alien.

But beyond that, the commercials for this movie now tout that it is the only place to see the trailer for "X-Men: Wolverine." If you have to sell a movie by saying that if you go to it, you can see an ad for another movie, brother, you are in deep shit.

2 comments:

BobG said...

I liked the original; I see no reason to remake it.

Comrade Misfit said...

I'm not a fan of the first one. I don't care for "message movies," I agree with Samuel Goldwyn when he supposedly said: "If you want to send a message, send a telegram."