Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

This Movie Will Probably Seriously Suck

The Day The Earth Stood Still, starring Keanu Reeves


Keanu Reeves shows less emotion in his acting than Honda's Asimo robot, so he probably was a good pick for the role of an unemotional space alien.

But beyond that, the commercials for this movie now tout that it is the only place to see the trailer for "X-Men: Wolverine." If you have to sell a movie by saying that if you go to it, you can see an ad for another movie, brother, you are in deep shit.

2 comments:

BobG said...

I liked the original; I see no reason to remake it.

Comrade Misfit said...

I'm not a fan of the first one. I don't care for "message movies," I agree with Samuel Goldwyn when he supposedly said: "If you want to send a message, send a telegram."