Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Saturday, December 13, 2008

Movie Review: "The Punisher, War Zone"

is a real stinker. The true victims of the Punisher are those who shelled out their own money to see this decomposing heap of offal.

I was first surprised to hear that Thomas Jane, the actor who had the title role in the 2004 flick, turned it down. It's not as though he's been in much of note. He had to have read the script and then barfed.

Wait until it comes onto basic cable and then, when it does, find something else to watch.

2 comments:

Distributorcap said...

who has money for movies?
8-)

Comrade Misfit said...

It was cheaper out my way. :)