Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, August 7, 2008

No, It's Called the "Truth," Ralph

Nader, who's called Bush a "raging pit bull," hates the spoiler label that's been hung on him since that election, saying it's "a contemptuous word of political bigotry."

No, it's the hard truth. If you think things have seriously gone off the rails in this country, the man who threw the switch to send the train down the wrong track was Ralph Nader.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Nader and Perot....both nasty little beasts.

How many times has Nader run, anyway?

Comrade Misfit said...

At least four, maybe five times. The MSM only picks up on `00, `04 and now `08, but he also ran in `96 and `92, I think.

He is the Harold Stassen of the Whackjobs. If his ego were removed from his body, it would be so inflated that it couldn't fit inside either a blimp hanger or the VAB at Cape Canaveral.

Anonymoustache said...

I gotta respectfully disagree. Nader has a right to run. Gore lost the first unlose-able election, by (1) not bringing Clinton to the fore and riding the economic prosperity train and (2) picking a goddamned fuckwad weasel like Liebermann as his running mate. I don't lay it on Nader's doorstep---it should not have been close. Gore ran a bad campaign....heck he couldn't even carry his home state.
I refuse to give Gore a pass for his fat-headedness in 2000