Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, August 4, 2008

The "Mental Recession"

Economic woes are digging in across the country.

The banks are gearing up for another round of foreclosures, larger than the sub-prime series.

But we are only in a "mental recession, at least according to Phil Gramm, the man who is, more than most, responsible for the mortgage melt-down.

So, as your employer slashes your work hours and as the sheriff shows up to evict you from your home, remember this: According to the GOP, it is all in your heads. Nothing is wrong. Which is why McCain promises that he will not deviate an iota from the policies of that drunken wastrel, George W. Bush.

1 comment:

CrankyProf said...

Yes, indeed. The fact that the eldest needed antibiotics, which ate our "extra" money this payday, and now we have 2 dollars to our name until we get paid next Monday, is a figment of my imagination.

*cue swirly music*