Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, June 13, 2008

Ice Cream Trucks

Fixer wrote that his wife is the only person keeping him from shooting the ice-cream truck with an RPG-7.

I can totally get into that. I formerly lived on one of the upper floors of a high-rise apartment building that overlooked a neighborhood of single-family homes. There were nice breezes and I'd have the windows and the sliding door to the balcony open. It was really nice.

But then the ice-cream truck would come and I could hear that dipshit quasi-musical selection of tones that the truck would play. It sometimes seemed as though it would go on for hours as the truck slowly motored around the streets of the neighborhood.

I'd have sold Bush's soul for an RPG-7. If he had one.

3 comments:

Phil said...

Ya gotta know, as bad as Fixer is, Mrs. F must be a force to be reckoned with.

Fixer said...

Mrs F is the only woman who could ... domesticate me. Heh ...

deadstick said...

Dunno about RPG's, but I remember an ice cream truck about forty years ago that was parked near college dorms in the South, with its bell giving a ding at ten-second intervals, whose last and loudest ding was stimulated by a .30-06...