Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, June 15, 2008

Feeding Time At the Zoo

Each morning and evening, I split up a can of wet cat food among my three cats. George and Gracie have been living with me for almost all of their lives, so I give them each a third of the can on the same plate. I put Jake's portion about fifteen feet away.

That's been the routine for the four years since I took in Jake. But about every third feeding, as I am portioning out the food and mashing it up, Jake and Gracie will get in each other's face and start smacking each other. Usually a stern word will get them to knock off the drama.

Makes no sense, but I guess it's not supposed to.

I got some fresh dirt, so it's back to growing cat grass for them.

1 comment:

PhysioProf said...

Cats just do the wackiest shit! Pure fucking entertainment!