Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, March 1, 2008

News for the Clueless

Attorney General Mukasey has ordered that the Justice Department not investigate whether officials of the Bush Administration has committed the crime of contempt of Congress.

Yeah. I'm sure he deliberated about that for maybe all of a yoctosecond. That's like asking Frank Nitti to investigate whether Al Capone had anything to do with the St. Valentine's Day Massacre.

On one hand, I have a degree of sympathy for Mukasey. He went from being a widely respected federal judge to being a political hack in a very short time. If "the 100 Yard Transition to Bush Lackey" were an Olympic event, he'd be a medal contender. He destroyed a lifetime's reputation in a matter of months. That is a tragedy worthy of a modern-day Shakespearian play.

On the other hand, he had to know what he was getting into. In the words of the theme song to the old "Super Chicken" cartoons, he knew the job was like this when he took it.

Yeah, no sympathy here for Mukasey, who is going to go down in the history of the Bush Administration as "Alberto the Second."

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