Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

News and Suchlike

The Canadians have decided not to use evidence obtained by torture.

Ballistic fingerprinting of firearms for a database doesn't work.

Chimpy makes his endorsement:

You'll see pictures like this a lot for the next eight months.

2 comments:

Distributorcap said...

and the dancing queen danced another jig..

i am telling you the combination of prozac and jack daniels brings out the fred astaire in anyone

Anonymous said...

LOL! The dancing queen. I plan to post a picture of day of McCain and his friend George Bush.