Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, January 2, 2008

You Suck. And We Hate You; Comcast Edition- Part II

Comcast has agreed to pay its CEO and founder for five years after he dies.

In Chicago, the dead can vote. But if you are the CEO of Comcast, you can draw a salary when you are dead. Or, if you want a movie reference, the kid in the Sixth Sense saw dead people. Comcast ups that by paying the dead a salary.

No wonder Comcast has to bump up its rates by $4 or so a year, they have dead folks to pay.

(H/T to Mock, Paper, Scissors)
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