Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, January 2, 2008

You Suck. And We Hate You; Comcast Edition- Part II

Comcast has agreed to pay its CEO and founder for five years after he dies.

In Chicago, the dead can vote. But if you are the CEO of Comcast, you can draw a salary when you are dead. Or, if you want a movie reference, the kid in the Sixth Sense saw dead people. Comcast ups that by paying the dead a salary.

No wonder Comcast has to bump up its rates by $4 or so a year, they have dead folks to pay.

(H/T to Mock, Paper, Scissors)

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