Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, January 25, 2008

Like This is a Surprise; Mississippi Edition

Mississippi is going to take hundreds of of millions of dollars from a program to help build housing for people displaced by Hurricane Katrina and use the money instead to build a port and more casinos.

Mississippi is the poorest state in the country, but that doesn't stop the Republicans from ripping off programs designed to aid the poor and giving the money to programs to aid the rich and the politically connected. They have no shame, no shame at all.

A guy in Ohio stole $250 from a Salvation Army kettle and he was sentenced to spend a night living on the street. Haley Barbour is stealing $600 million from the poor and the corrupt goons in Der Monkey Fuhrer's Administration think that is just peachy.

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