Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, January 28, 2008

NPR Affilliates, Get Your Shit Together!

I live in an area that is on the fridge of the broadcasting radii of several NPR stations. I can drive 15 mines in any direction and, in order to keep listening to "Morning Edition" or "All Things Considered," I have to change stations at least twice and more likely, three times.

Is it too much to ask that the NPR affiliates keep to the same freaking time signal for those shows? Some of the stations are as much as ten seconds off their neighboring ones and it is annoying in the extreme, especially when the station I am switching to is faster than the one I'm leaving.

Is this all that difficult?

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