Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, January 12, 2008

Medicating the 4-Legged Buzz Saw; Part 2.5

I wrote about the joy of giving medicine to one of my cats here and here.

This morning, I took Jake in for his yearly "poke & prod." While I was there, I brought up the sheer impossibility of trying to put eye ointment in George's eye. The vet said that it's kind of amusing to send customers home to do things that the vet staff can't do to their own pets.

I don't think he was entirely kidding.
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Jeanne said...

'Tis amusing - but my partner is a Vet Tech, and she can do it - and wonders why I can't - tho she does have issues with compliance. I'm the one that can remember to give the pill to the cat with the ongoing urinary acid problem, she can't remember to medicate more than 3 days in a row.

1/16/2008 4:35 PM

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