Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, January 14, 2008

Drinking Brewed Cat Shit

Actually, it's more like "weasel shit." This is an article about Kopi Luwak coffee, which is made from coffee beans that have been eaten by a civit cat (they're not really cats, they're weasels) and then shat back out. They paid $150 per pound for weasel-pooped coffee beans.

Dave Barry did a good column on this some years ago. Seems the price has dropped somewhat, there must be only a limited number of people on the planet who would think of spending that kind of money to buy poop-flavored coffee.

(H/T to Fark)

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