Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, January 24, 2008

How Low Will Republicans Go?

Down through the bottom of the deepest septic tank, apparently.




The Republicans behind this are low life, scum-sucking, pig-raping douchebags. The only way the men behind this can ever have sex is to purchase it from a $10 whore down by the docks, for no hooker who charges more than $20 would get within a mile of these soulless pieces of shit. They are probably all bitter virgins, but only because they didn't grow up on a sheep farm.

Any asswipe who wears a t-shirt with this logo has only himself to blame if he gets what passes for his brains beaten out of his head by his mother or his sister, let alone a passing stranger.

(H/T to Feministing)

2 comments:

Dan brock said...

Interesting info on the deep-thinker behind this brilliant PR move.
http://www.nndb.com/people/844/000047703/

Comrade Misfit said...

What a bucket of sleaze that guy is.