Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, January 11, 2008

Go Fuck Yourself; Michael Chertoff Edition

According to Chertoff, the new licenses would also be a barrier to identity theft and illegal immigration - which has become a hot election issue, especially among Republicans. "There are three categories of people who will be very unhappy about secure driver's licenses: terrorists, illegal immigrants and con men," he said.

If you have problems with the Republicans' "Real ID" law, you have to be a terrorist, a con man or an illegal immigrant? That's the best argument that asswipe can come up with? So once again, when faced with having no good arguments left in one's quiver, a Bush Administration official resorts to demonizing the opposition.

I have no patience with government officials in our fucking government demonizing people who oppose their pet projects. This douchebag works for us, the American people. We are not his subjects. Con men? Illegal immigrants? Terrorists? I guess if you think civil liberties are important, then in the eyes of the Commissar of Homeland Security, you're a terrorist.

Dear Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security:

Go fuck yourself.

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